fifteendozentimes: (brendon)
domesticity meme! MOST PERFECT MEME FOR ME EVER.

Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
fifteendozentimes: (Default)
Bandom voice meme! I promised myself I would stick to bandom and not talk about Nicole and then apparently forgot that in the second half /o\

Bandom Voice Meme by 15dozentimes

1. What's your username and is there a story behind it?
2. Where are you from and where do you live now?
3. What are you wearing? Yes, I am hitting on you.
4. How long have you been in bandom? How did you get into it?
5. Which bands are your favorites?
6. Which band members are your favorites?
7. Have you seen any of them in concert? Any fun stories or memories to share?
8. Do you have an OTP? What is it, and why do you love it?
9. What story do you wish someone would write?
10. Are you working on something for bandom right now? Tell us a little bit about it.
11. You've got fic open somewhere on your computer right now, don't lie. So go to one of your open tabs or word documents or whatever, and read us a couple of lines.
12. Say these words: Iero, haberdashery, LOLcat, flist, dirigible, halcyon, nemesis, ephemeral, languorous
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hello dw/lj! i am alive, i just have limited time/energy lately. here is a meme you should do it possibly.

Choose a number and ask me: )
fifteendozentimes: (jon)
This is for that meme where someone gives you seven actors and you make up a tv show starring them. Cast given by [personal profile] verbosewordsmith. Show has no title because that was too hard and I am lazy \o/ but it's about awesome superheroes so who the fuck cares.

Awesome Superhero Show Of Untitled Awesome: )
fifteendozentimes: (spencer)
I got distracted writing other fic and am just now getting around to it, so if you want to prompt something in the timestamp meme now's your last chance!

Also I've been bad about remembering to mention stuff here when I post it at AO3 /o\. Stuff I've written lately:

In The Absence of Rules (Nicole/Spencer)
Nicole the wedding planner enjoys fighting with Spencer, the best man handling all the details of his friend's wedding, almost as much as she enjoys fucking him.

Things I Don't Know (Nicole/Spencer)
Nicole knows she doesn't want to get married yet; Spencer knows he doesn't have a thing for wearing women's clothing. And yet here they are, engagement rings on their fingers while Spencer tries on wedding dresses.

Also, [personal profile] lalejandra posted twitfic we wrote about Brendon slapping Spencer and Ian a lot: untitled brendon/spencer/ian nnngghh twitfic.
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Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll tell you what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.

Fic (not!fic, commentfic, etc. are all also fair game: chatfic, commentfic, fic memes)
fifteendozentimes: (jon)
I am potentially going to be working on a Super Secret Project (that is not secret at all if you follow me on twitter, but I have to maintain a certain air of mystery), and I would like opinions.

Please select your 5 favorite mustaches and 5 favorite beards from the multitude below. If you want to rank them in order of favorite -> least, that would be super helpful, but not necessary. If you want to pick less than 5, that is also okay!

Facial Hair Galore )

Thank you for your time!
fifteendozentimes: (spencer)
Do you remember the good old bandom days when every other fic was about Ryan Ross getting stuffed full of all the cocks? Did you always wish it was Spencer instead? Or are you just a person of fine taste who appreciates a handsome gentleman stuffed full of all the cocks? Boy have I got a meme for you!

The Cockhungry Spencer Meme
fifteendozentimes: (spencer)
Hello bandom! Specifically Panic! fandom. I would like to take a minute to talk about Spencer Smith (yay!) and language (boo).

Spencer Smith has some stereotypically feminine interests and habits - his eyebrow grooming, his penchant for shoes, his (former?) love of pink shirts and sparkly things. I think we can all agree that none of those things are actually exclusive to girls, and that loving them doesn't make someone a girl (nor does not loving them make someone a guy).

Spencer also has a somewhat feminine face, particularly when he was younger and didn't have facial hair quite so often, and feminine hips. I think we can all also agree that having a defined waist, having hips, having pretty eyelashes and soft features, doesn't make someone a girl, any less than being a straight line from armpit to knees makes someone a guy.

Spencer Smith is not, and never has been, a girl. Not because he has a cock or a beard, but because he identifies, and (to the best of fandom's knowledge) always has, as a guy.

Calling Spencer a girl (and I don't mean "he look(s/ed) like a lesbian", which bothers me but not to the same extent, but "when he was a girl/when he was a lesbian/etc.") implies that Spencer's gender identity is less important than your assumption about what a pink shirt and curvy hips means.

Spencer probably won't ever see people calling him a girl; if he does, he probably won't be bothered by it, because lots of cis people have a frustrating ability to just laugh off misgendering, especially when it isn't serious.

But I - and I know I'm not the only trans person in bandom, although I can't speak for how anyone else feels about this - do see it. And I don't have that ability to laugh it off, because even when I know the intent behind it isn't in any way malicious, what you are actually saying, what I am actually seeing, is yet another reinforcing of the idea that in order to have your gender identity respected, you have to meet someone else's idea of what being a guy or girl actually is.

So please, when you're about to talk about when a cis dude was a girl, consider what you're really saying when you define someone's gender by which stereotypes they align with or how "pretty" their face is.
fifteendozentimes: (spencer)
I am going to try to make myself get work done by using the promise of writing commentfic every time I take a break as a motivator. You don't want to be responsible for me not getting any work done, do you?

Music Is My Boyfriend Meme!

There are 557 songs on the prompt playlist. Pick a number and give me a fandom/pairing, and I write you a little ficlet with the song as the prompt.

Ryan/Jon - If My Heart Was A House
Max/Jon - Damn You Look Good And I'm Drunk (Scandalous)
Ryan/Spencer - Amanda
Spencer/Nicole - A Hard Day's Night
Brendon/Nicole/Spencer - That Green Gentleman
fifteendozentimes: (jon)
I wrote fic! With pegging! And cuddles! And the sentence "[I'm] making Spiderman ride that dick." Yup.

Got Me Laughing While I Sing
Brendon/Spencer/Nicole, sequel to Maybe We're Both Too Far Gone.

I also purchased obscenely expensive Brobecks albums, because I cannot be trusted with my own money. Goodnight, and Have a Pleasant Tomorrow was already online, but I've uploaded the I Will, Tonight EP for your listening pleasure.

It's dying down a bit because I am the worst pimper, but [personal profile] lalejandra is hosting a Bandom Recs Meme so you should go rec shit, or ask for shit, or even just read the shit that's already been recced.
fifteendozentimes: (drunkface)
I think I've done this one recently? But I just sorted and cleaned out my WIP folder so whatevs.

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Feel free to ask about anything and I'll tell you the premise or paste you a tidbit for any of these.

Multiple questions encouraged.

  1. fisting

  2. faily bb private school lesbians

  3. zack/nicole teachers au

  4. enchanted au

  5. nicole-pornoverse

  6. looch/girljon

  7. daddykink foursome

  8. nicole/dcriss

  9. circus nicole/brendon

  10. ebz au - jon/brendon

  11. ebz au - nicole/spencer

  12. hardcore nicole

  13. pornomeme

  14. time travel

  15. apocafic sequel

  16. vampire sequel

  17. bill/demi/gabe

I swear sometimes I post shit that isn't memes.
fifteendozentimes: (spencer)
Give me the title of one of my fics or ficlets, and I'll give you three details that didn't make it into the fic. Background canon, deleted scenes, or a look into the future. My choice, but if you have a specific question you can ask it in your request.

Fic is here. You cannot possibly overestimate how bored I am.
fifteendozentimes: (nicole 2)
If you've been around me more than thirty seconds, you've probably seen me mention a Nicole, and wondered who the eff that is. Possibly you asked who the eff that is, and then still not understood why I talk about her because it's hard to capture her appeal in 140 characters or a journal comment, and even harder to explain why usually when I mention her it's in the context of a seemingly nonsensical pairing (or pairings!). So here is the decidedly not-tweet-friendly version of who the eff she is and why the eff I care.

Stuff I Love I Want You To Love, Too: Nicole Anderson

The Tweet Version: she's a bb Disney girl who was on the JoBros' tv show, is super adorable, & has few connections to bandom but I ship her with everyone anyay

The Long Version:

The Basics )

Video Goodies )

In conclusion, Nicole is the cutest girl ever and everyone should love her, the end.

fifteendozentimes: (chinhands)
Recovering from a really awful anxiety episode. Wrung out. Cranky. Tired. Meme? Meme.

Ask me a question about one of my stories. It can be absolutely anything in any fic and I will tell you the honest-to-god answer. Don’t hold back. Ask about my plans for future parts of a current series if you want to, but keep in mind that I may not have anything firm/definite in the works. Anything. Whatever you ask, I will try my best to answer.
fifteendozentimes: (nicole 2)
[ profile] akire_yta is a lovely person with impeccable taste, and thus she is running a Nicole (Anderson)/Chelsea (Kane neé Staub) OTP Fan-Fest-A-Thon(-Tacular)!

You should go and write all the words about adorable bb lesbians having adorable adventures!

Prompt, fill, and be merry
fifteendozentimes: (spencer)
This isn't actually fic, as it has no plot and no point. Well, no, it has a point, the point was to be the fluffiest thing imaginable. Sequel/coda/whatever to Suddenly, Ducklings, wherein Spencer brings all six of Ian's pining-puppies home.

~1500 words. PG-13ish [there is non-explicit sex]. No plot, for real, just Spencer and Nicole and puppies.

'When she kicks you out for this,' Brendon says, glancing at the dog carrier in his hand, 'you can totally stay with me. Um, assuming Bogart likes the puppies. And I’m leaving in a couple weeks to go visit Ian, so.' )

And because this is my self-indulgent fluff, I can include pictures of the puppies if I want to.

Mini Puppyspam )
fifteendozentimes: (spencer)
The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any one of the fandoms (crossover fandoms [like disney/bandom] count as "a fandom", or feel free to just choose pairings) you know I write AND give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, etc) or another time period (Ancient Rome, Regency England, etc). I will then explain what story from that fandom I would AU in that era.

Come at me, bro.

(via [ profile] sunsetmog)

Spencer/Brendon/Nicole, faily cops (notfic)

Nurse Ian/Doctors Brendon, Spencer & Dallon, medical drama (notfic)

Jon/Brendon, angsty soulbonding (ficlet)

Nicole/Ian, Chelsea/Spencer superheroes (notfic)

Nicole/Ian/Zack, arranged marriage (notfic) (underage sex, potential dubcon)


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