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I think I've done this one recently? But I just sorted and cleaned out my WIP folder so whatevs.

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Feel free to ask about anything and I'll tell you the premise or paste you a tidbit for any of these.

Multiple questions encouraged.

fisting

faily bb private school lesbians

zack/nicole teachers au

enchanted au

nicole-pornoverse

looch/girljon

daddykink foursome

nicole/dcriss

circus nicole/brendon

ebz au - jon/brendon

ebz au - nicole/spencer

hardcore nicole

pornomeme

time travel

apocafic sequel

vampire sequel

bill/demi/gabe

I swear sometimes I post shit that isn't memes.

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Of course she is!

I have chatficced this whole thing out with

verbosewordsmith, I just need to get around to digging out the chatfic and writing it. Basically Jon has a spare room in her apartment and after Ryan's car gets broken into she's all this is stupid, if you can chip in for a futon or something you can have that room. And then they are always in each other's space and flirty music-y stoner dorks and there is sexual tension out the ass and then fucking \o/

Jon has every intention of peeling herself away from the computer and doing something productive, she just has to check Twitter one more time. It’s a good thing she does, because suddenly she understands why Ryan J had been texting her for the last twenty minutes trying to get her to hang out.

“You should have told me what was up,” Jon says when he answers her call. “Are you okay?”

“I’m fucking awesome,” Ryan says, “obviously. I can’t get hold of anyone and I don’t really wanna be alone right now.”

“Always the last resort.”

“You know it, baby,” Ryan says; Jon rolls her eyes.

“Come on over,” she says, “I’m not doing anything important.”

oh my goodness oh my goodness that's like all my favorite things about brendon/spencer except empiresized! :D :D :D

there should always be fic about looch sleeping on friends' couches and then sexual tension, I don't understand how this isn't a major theme people keep coming back to yet.

Ugh I know.

But like Jon & Ryan are the least responsible bros and some months his "rent" is letting her borrow his car sometimes and some of those months Jon buys a new amp instead of paying one of the less-important bills so sometimes they cuddle for warmth! And one time Jon suggests showering together to save on the water bill but since they're both into each other and trying to not be (Ryan knows he's kind of a dick to girls, and he doesn't want to hurt Jon and lose his cheap room! Jon doesn't want Ryan to feel like he has to fuck her to live there!) it was super awkward and they dropped it fast.

CUDDLING FOR WARMTH. This is another thing that all Empires fic should always contain. *nod nod*

Hrnnnnng all of the tension and not talking about it <3____<3

And then at some point they snap and fuck on the kitchen table, and then they fuck EVERYWHERE and it is the best sex and if neither of them answer Tom's calls until he worries and comes looking for them, well, come on, they have a ton of lost time to make up for.

Unnnnnf yes.

Before they totally snap please tell me they have at least one inebriated hookup that they just Don't Talk About, because those are the BEST and the way you talk about these bros I can totally see it happening >_>

OMG, of course they do. Like, they're all drinking and getting fucked up at Jon's house (I said apartment earlier? I lied. In this 'verse one of her brothers is in real estate or stocks or idk money things and convinced her the first thing she needed to do with her panic money was buy a house) and idk Jon and Ryan ALWAYS flirt but when they're this drunk and shit they're not so good at keeping up that wall of "we're flirting but NOT with intent".

So, like, they flirt all night, and then when Max brings Tom & Sean home and they get Andy Soukal situated on the couch with a trash can for puking in and a sweet new Sharpie mustache Ryan just. Doesn't go to his room, he goes to Jon's. And that's not that out of the ordinary, the futon is shit and Ryan sleeps in her bed a lot because the futon messes up his back, but this time they are drunk and horny and WANTING.

x____x

(Are things super awkward when they wake up together? If I were Ryan I'd probably sneak out in the night tbh)

Oh dude, yeah. Like there was a whiskey dick issue but he went down on her and it was amaaazing and then they just kind of passed out and when Ryan wakes up it's, like, noon, and Jon's still out cold, and he's all oh shit oh shit oh shit and goes back to his room to sleep for a little longer and when they both wake up they just. don't talk about it. ever.

hrnnng okay I require a billion words of this in my brain immediately

And like Jon was into Ryan enough without knowing that even so fucked up he can barely talk he gave the best head in the world. And Ryan did not need to know how good Jon tastes and how she sounds when she comes and how he knew she looked good naked but he had no idea how good she looked naked and spread out for him and sweaty and panting and shit.

And the rest of empires lol constantly

The rest of Empires probably figured Ryan and Jon were hooking up from the time he moved in, so when they find out they're NOT, it is a source of endless hilarity. Tom really wishes they would just get it over with and bone each other already, because he hates being made to feel like he should take a side here. There are totally bets going on over who will cave first.

tom is all their sexual frustration is REALLY irritating

and sean all we should lock them in a room together

and tom's all hmm that always works in fanfic. but they kind of already live together.

LOLOLOL FIC-READING TOMRAD

Max would be like "maybe we just need to start a game of truth or dare next time we're over at Jon's place" and Sean's like "oh no not you too -___-"

max appreciates the characterization and that there is a community built around free exchange of art and ideas, okay

and like if he has a bunch of jon/ryan ross porn bookmarked. that is nobody's business but his own.

UGH HE WOULD APPRECIATE THE ARTISTIC COMMUNITY <33333333333333333

(this casts a whole new light on those pictures of max at the computer in the studio that jon likes to tweet. max is all s;dlkfahlsakga CLOSE ALL TABS)

lolol omg max in the corner with his panic gsf and no idea jon's taking pictures

and then he eventually realizes and is all

and max all WHAT, you're all attractive dudes, okay

and jon is all >:|

and then a week later he's all OH HEY SO IS THERE ANY WHERE BRENDON TIES ME UP?

and max is all ...

and jon's like no really, is there? :D? :D?

so max is like UMMMM let me just introduce you to this wonderful site called delicious, it's going to make this a lot less awkward for everyone involved >_>

i do not want to be involved in your fantasies in any way

ACTUALLY that one wasn't so much a fantasy :D :D :D

and max all YEP NO MORE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOU EVER

now I actually want to write one where empires all read fanfic and ugh how are my fic ideas so meta all the time? ><;

lolol they have a group Delicious and read to each other on long drives

Sean totally has multiple socks and writes fic of them and sometimes he doesn't tell them which one is his so they'll be reading along making comments about the characterization etc and he'll just be snickering to himself in the back seat.

tom is always really earnestly fangirling wouldyoujoinme and sean has no idea how none of them have figured it out yet

Heheheheeeee

Sean maybe wonders what would happen if he started writing nothing but eerily accurate porny oneshots on that account, but so far he's been too busy to try it.

lolol troll ambitions

don't mind me, just stealing this as the potential title of this fic if I ever write it

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don't mind me, just stealing this as the potential title of this fic if I ever write it <__< >_>

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