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fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-03-17 10:44 pm
fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-03-17 10:44 pm
Not!Fic: Sugar Daddy Spencer/Trophy Boyfriend Brendon/Trophy Girlfriend Nicole (Bandom, Disney RPF)
So this picture prompted a comment about Spencer going off to the office to keep Brendon in the lifestyle to which he'd become accustomed, and between that, a conversation about Spencer being into super high-end menswear, and my insatiable desire to stick Nicole Anderson into any conceivable universe, this not!fic about Spencer being incredibly wealthy and Brendon & Nicole being his hot trophy significant others was born.
No warnings, although the more pedantic among you might like to know that when I not!fic my grammar level is more "casual LJ commenter" than "writer".
Spencer is a higher-up at, idk, Place Rich People Work, Inc., and he met Brendon when he went to get a haircut on Ryan’s recommendation (Ryan makes stupid hair decisions, but even the stupidest ones are cut well, and Spencer’s hated all the expensive stylists his bosses have recommended).
They flirt all through the hair appointment and when Spencer’s paying he asks for Brendon’s number. They date and it’s adorable and then the first time Spencer brings Brendon to his giant awesome house Brendon cracks some joke about Spencer being a sugar daddy, except once it’s out of his mouth they’re both kind of into the idea?
And Spencer likes buying things for people, and he likes buying things for Brendon because Brendon is awesome and really appreciative because he’s not exactly rolling in it with his hairdressing salary. He’s always buying Brendon nice clothes, even if they disagree on whether it’s necessary to buy $400 bespoke shirts when you’re just gonna cover them up with a waistcoat and jacket and tie (Spencer says yes. Spencer is kind of snooty about his menswear. Spencer always looks just a little better-dressed than Brendon, and Brendon refuses to admit it’s because Spencer’s so picky and snooty [Brendon’s reasoning is, essentially, “Spencer looks better than me because Spencer is so hot”.]) and fancy dinners and little trinkets and he actually really enjoys the sugar daddy/trophy boyfriend dynamic?
Brendon’s lease is up a little under a year after they start dating, and he ends up just moving in with Spencer because totally in love. Also because giant awesome house. Another year after that he’s quit his job after a little talk about how much the sugar daddy thing should be a joke, but he doesn’t give up making money, he just gets to do what he loves - makes music he sells cheap online, and sometimes takes freelance composing work - because he doesn’t have bills to worry about.
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Nicole was waitressing some classy event or another and managed to dump a plate of hors d'oeuvres all over Brendon, and Brendon wasn't going to be upset anyway because this gave him a chance to I-told-you-so Spencer about how see, sometimes it is totally better to buy a $50 shirt at Macy's than go for the $400 bespoke shirts Spencer's so fond of, because there are always clumsy waitresses, but Nicole looks on the verge of tears so Brendon is extra nice to her and even Spencer doesn't bitchface that hard.
So Nicole brings Brendon back to the kitchen to help him clean up and Spencer comes with because he hates these fucking parties and any excuse for an escape, right? And they commandeer a sink to soak Brendon's shirt and he puts his jacket and bowtie back on and just g rins until Nicole looks less like crying than laughing. They end up spending the entire party talking, about how Nicole's an actress and she is actually the worst waitress in the world and if anyone tells her bosses she dumped food on yet another person she is fired and that's why she was upset but thank you guys for being so nice. Anyway by the end of the party Brendon & Spencer have her number and there are promises to hang out.
Brendon actually ends up hanging out with her a lot, because he's friends with the security detail (Zack) and the gardener (Jon) and sometimes (often) Ryan locks himself out of his apartment and comes over to hang out, but it's cool to have friends he can actually get out of the house with while his bff Shane is off taking pictures in exciting remote locations. He even hooks her up with receptionist work at the salon he worked at before he met Spencer because oh my God she should absolutely not be waitressing anything ever. It reaches a point where when Spencer gets home and is all "so how was your day?" Brendon's answer almost always has "Nicole" in it somewhere. And for some reason Spencer seems super :D about Brendon being bff-y with Nicole but Brendon chalks it up to Spencer having some patronizing "I'm glad you're making friends" element in his mothering streak.
But no! One night Spencer has plans after work and Nicole didn't answer when Brendon called about hanging out so he's all whatever I'll go surfing. And he gets to this little beach Spencer brought him when they were first dating...and Spencer is walking on the beach with Nicole, holding her hand and carrying her shoes and she's got his blazer draped over her shoulders and what the fuck they couldn't have made it a little less obviously date-y so he could have a chance at denial?
So Brendon wanders over all smiley and make-nicey and "hey guys, whatcha doin'?" and Nicole is making this big baby-deer-eyes face and if everything else wasn't screaming THIS IS A DATE, that would do it, because she definitely looks like she was caught doing something. And Brendon feels a little bad because she kind of looks terrified and Nicole-his-friend (as opposed to Nicole-the-boyfriend-stealing-harlot) is not someone he wants to terrify.
Spencer is being super oblivious but he's not stupid and he definitely clues in that there's something wrong because Brendon is using his extra-bright "I am mad but not acting it because it's inconvenient right now" tone. And they have a conversation that's super normal on the surface but Brendon's voice gets brighter and brighter and Nicole's gets quieter and quieter and Spencer puts a stop to it and says he needs to get to sleep so he'll "just bring Nicole home and meet you at home, Brendon" in his we-are-going-to-fight-when-I-get-home voice.
So they have a big yelly door-slammy avoiding-each-other-fight, which is way too easy in their house because it's huge and Brendon has his own bedroom even if he only uses it for the closet. And Brendon was already pissed off about his boyfriend secretly dating his new friend but it's worse once they start fighting because Spencer is acting like he has no idea what he did.
And that lasts for a few days and it sucks because the house is all tense and uncomfortable and neither one of them sleeps well alone so they're tired-cranky on top of being fight-cranky. After like four days of this Spencer finally comes home from work and goes straight to Brendon's room and he's all, "so, I was talking to Nicole - "
"Oh cool you're still hanging out with her, cool, that's great, good to know."
" - and she told me I was being an asshole."
"Which is nothing I didn't tell you."
"Right, but I didn't get it."
"Obviously."
Spencer just sighs and sits down on the bed. "I thought you were dating her, Bren."
"Why the fuck would I be dating her? I'm dating you."
"But we talked about the poly thing, and you've been hanging out with her so much, I thought - "
"I hang out with my friends."
"Yeah, well."
Brendon kind of wants to still be mad but Spencer just looks so DEFEATED and Brendon is such a fucking pushover so he just crawls over and wraps around Spencer because oh man, he missed cuddles.
"I said I was okay with the poly thing because you said you'd tell me that stuff and make sure it was okay with me."
"Right," Spencer says. "But I thought since you two were hooking up, I could test the waters with her before we talked about it."
"You're kind of dumb," Brendon says, and he is so glad when Spencer laughs and stops looking so sad.
So they have great makeup sex and then talk some more about not sucking at communicating, and Brendon says it's okay if Spencer wants to keep dating Nicole, and Spencer's all are you sure? And Brendon's all go for it! Because if Spencer's gonna have a girlfriend it should be someone Brendon likes having around, right?
It takes a little while for Brendon to start hanging out with Nicole again, because after he caught them on their date he just stopped talking to her and he's all worried it'll be awkward to call her and be all "so, sorry about the accusing you of being a homewrecker, bffs?" Except that's basically exactly how the phone call goes and Nicole lols forever and then adorable friends again. And maybe it's a little weird at first, but by the first time she spends the night they're all good and totally cool comparing notes about sex with Spencer.
Nicole and Brendon don't hook up until Nicole moves in, which is like six months after she and Spencer started dating because Spencer likes to move fast. And things are great! They switch off nights with Spencer and when Spencer goes on business trips they have slumber parties, and Brendon is way way okay with Spencer being poly if it means 24/7 hangs with his awesome friend.
He is even more okay when Nicole just climbs onto his lap after an epic Rock Band session (during which Brendon actually writes down Nicole is not allowed to sing) and kisses the Hell out of him and then pulls back and bites her lip and is all "was that okay" and fuck if that isn't one of the hottest things ever. And Brendon has like 30 seconds of "but, Spencer" before he remembers Spencer already thought they were dating. Anyway they fuck on the couch and when Spencer gets home they're napping and he's all lol finally. And then threesomes forever!
It is 90% perfect, and the 10% is only because Nicole and Brendon have giant closets full of clothes but they keep stealing Spencer’s shirts - and never his t-shirts, or any of his handful of off-the-rack cheaper dress shirts, but the $400 ones - to lounge around the house in. Even when he finally gets them to stop doing shit like playing with the dogs (there are five of them! Also one cat!) or cooking bacon or painting their nails in the nice shirts, they still wear them and get them all wrinkled.
(It is hard to maintain his crankyface when Nicole is wandering around in one of his shirts and a pair of stockings but no underpants. Or when Brendon’s got the sleeves pushed up and half the buttons undone and his ridiculous purple underwear showing. They would probably look just as hot in the $100 shirts, though! Assholes)
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No warnings, although the more pedantic among you might like to know that when I not!fic my grammar level is more "casual LJ commenter" than "writer".
Spencer is a higher-up at, idk, Place Rich People Work, Inc., and he met Brendon when he went to get a haircut on Ryan’s recommendation (Ryan makes stupid hair decisions, but even the stupidest ones are cut well, and Spencer’s hated all the expensive stylists his bosses have recommended).
They flirt all through the hair appointment and when Spencer’s paying he asks for Brendon’s number. They date and it’s adorable and then the first time Spencer brings Brendon to his giant awesome house Brendon cracks some joke about Spencer being a sugar daddy, except once it’s out of his mouth they’re both kind of into the idea?
And Spencer likes buying things for people, and he likes buying things for Brendon because Brendon is awesome and really appreciative because he’s not exactly rolling in it with his hairdressing salary. He’s always buying Brendon nice clothes, even if they disagree on whether it’s necessary to buy $400 bespoke shirts when you’re just gonna cover them up with a waistcoat and jacket and tie (Spencer says yes. Spencer is kind of snooty about his menswear. Spencer always looks just a little better-dressed than Brendon, and Brendon refuses to admit it’s because Spencer’s so picky and snooty [Brendon’s reasoning is, essentially, “Spencer looks better than me because Spencer is so hot”.]) and fancy dinners and little trinkets and he actually really enjoys the sugar daddy/trophy boyfriend dynamic?
Brendon’s lease is up a little under a year after they start dating, and he ends up just moving in with Spencer because totally in love. Also because giant awesome house. Another year after that he’s quit his job after a little talk about how much the sugar daddy thing should be a joke, but he doesn’t give up making money, he just gets to do what he loves - makes music he sells cheap online, and sometimes takes freelance composing work - because he doesn’t have bills to worry about.
*
Nicole was waitressing some classy event or another and managed to dump a plate of hors d'oeuvres all over Brendon, and Brendon wasn't going to be upset anyway because this gave him a chance to I-told-you-so Spencer about how see, sometimes it is totally better to buy a $50 shirt at Macy's than go for the $400 bespoke shirts Spencer's so fond of, because there are always clumsy waitresses, but Nicole looks on the verge of tears so Brendon is extra nice to her and even Spencer doesn't bitchface that hard.
So Nicole brings Brendon back to the kitchen to help him clean up and Spencer comes with because he hates these fucking parties and any excuse for an escape, right? And they commandeer a sink to soak Brendon's shirt and he puts his jacket and bowtie back on and just g rins until Nicole looks less like crying than laughing. They end up spending the entire party talking, about how Nicole's an actress and she is actually the worst waitress in the world and if anyone tells her bosses she dumped food on yet another person she is fired and that's why she was upset but thank you guys for being so nice. Anyway by the end of the party Brendon & Spencer have her number and there are promises to hang out.
Brendon actually ends up hanging out with her a lot, because he's friends with the security detail (Zack) and the gardener (Jon) and sometimes (often) Ryan locks himself out of his apartment and comes over to hang out, but it's cool to have friends he can actually get out of the house with while his bff Shane is off taking pictures in exciting remote locations. He even hooks her up with receptionist work at the salon he worked at before he met Spencer because oh my God she should absolutely not be waitressing anything ever. It reaches a point where when Spencer gets home and is all "so how was your day?" Brendon's answer almost always has "Nicole" in it somewhere. And for some reason Spencer seems super :D about Brendon being bff-y with Nicole but Brendon chalks it up to Spencer having some patronizing "I'm glad you're making friends" element in his mothering streak.
But no! One night Spencer has plans after work and Nicole didn't answer when Brendon called about hanging out so he's all whatever I'll go surfing. And he gets to this little beach Spencer brought him when they were first dating...and Spencer is walking on the beach with Nicole, holding her hand and carrying her shoes and she's got his blazer draped over her shoulders and what the fuck they couldn't have made it a little less obviously date-y so he could have a chance at denial?
So Brendon wanders over all smiley and make-nicey and "hey guys, whatcha doin'?" and Nicole is making this big baby-deer-eyes face and if everything else wasn't screaming THIS IS A DATE, that would do it, because she definitely looks like she was caught doing something. And Brendon feels a little bad because she kind of looks terrified and Nicole-his-friend (as opposed to Nicole-the-boyfriend-stealing-harlot) is not someone he wants to terrify.
Spencer is being super oblivious but he's not stupid and he definitely clues in that there's something wrong because Brendon is using his extra-bright "I am mad but not acting it because it's inconvenient right now" tone. And they have a conversation that's super normal on the surface but Brendon's voice gets brighter and brighter and Nicole's gets quieter and quieter and Spencer puts a stop to it and says he needs to get to sleep so he'll "just bring Nicole home and meet you at home, Brendon" in his we-are-going-to-fight-when-I-get-home voice.
So they have a big yelly door-slammy avoiding-each-other-fight, which is way too easy in their house because it's huge and Brendon has his own bedroom even if he only uses it for the closet. And Brendon was already pissed off about his boyfriend secretly dating his new friend but it's worse once they start fighting because Spencer is acting like he has no idea what he did.
And that lasts for a few days and it sucks because the house is all tense and uncomfortable and neither one of them sleeps well alone so they're tired-cranky on top of being fight-cranky. After like four days of this Spencer finally comes home from work and goes straight to Brendon's room and he's all, "so, I was talking to Nicole - "
"Oh cool you're still hanging out with her, cool, that's great, good to know."
" - and she told me I was being an asshole."
"Which is nothing I didn't tell you."
"Right, but I didn't get it."
"Obviously."
Spencer just sighs and sits down on the bed. "I thought you were dating her, Bren."
"Why the fuck would I be dating her? I'm dating you."
"But we talked about the poly thing, and you've been hanging out with her so much, I thought - "
"I hang out with my friends."
"Yeah, well."
Brendon kind of wants to still be mad but Spencer just looks so DEFEATED and Brendon is such a fucking pushover so he just crawls over and wraps around Spencer because oh man, he missed cuddles.
"I said I was okay with the poly thing because you said you'd tell me that stuff and make sure it was okay with me."
"Right," Spencer says. "But I thought since you two were hooking up, I could test the waters with her before we talked about it."
"You're kind of dumb," Brendon says, and he is so glad when Spencer laughs and stops looking so sad.
So they have great makeup sex and then talk some more about not sucking at communicating, and Brendon says it's okay if Spencer wants to keep dating Nicole, and Spencer's all are you sure? And Brendon's all go for it! Because if Spencer's gonna have a girlfriend it should be someone Brendon likes having around, right?
It takes a little while for Brendon to start hanging out with Nicole again, because after he caught them on their date he just stopped talking to her and he's all worried it'll be awkward to call her and be all "so, sorry about the accusing you of being a homewrecker, bffs?" Except that's basically exactly how the phone call goes and Nicole lols forever and then adorable friends again. And maybe it's a little weird at first, but by the first time she spends the night they're all good and totally cool comparing notes about sex with Spencer.
Nicole and Brendon don't hook up until Nicole moves in, which is like six months after she and Spencer started dating because Spencer likes to move fast. And things are great! They switch off nights with Spencer and when Spencer goes on business trips they have slumber parties, and Brendon is way way okay with Spencer being poly if it means 24/7 hangs with his awesome friend.
He is even more okay when Nicole just climbs onto his lap after an epic Rock Band session (during which Brendon actually writes down Nicole is not allowed to sing) and kisses the Hell out of him and then pulls back and bites her lip and is all "was that okay" and fuck if that isn't one of the hottest things ever. And Brendon has like 30 seconds of "but, Spencer" before he remembers Spencer already thought they were dating. Anyway they fuck on the couch and when Spencer gets home they're napping and he's all lol finally. And then threesomes forever!
It is 90% perfect, and the 10% is only because Nicole and Brendon have giant closets full of clothes but they keep stealing Spencer’s shirts - and never his t-shirts, or any of his handful of off-the-rack cheaper dress shirts, but the $400 ones - to lounge around the house in. Even when he finally gets them to stop doing shit like playing with the dogs (there are five of them! Also one cat!) or cooking bacon or painting their nails in the nice shirts, they still wear them and get them all wrinkled.
(It is hard to maintain his crankyface when Nicole is wandering around in one of his shirts and a pair of stockings but no underpants. Or when Brendon’s got the sleeves pushed up and half the buttons undone and his ridiculous purple underwear showing. They would probably look just as hot in the $100 shirts, though! Assholes)
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