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fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-12-04 10:41 am
fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-12-04 10:41 am
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domesticity meme! MOST PERFECT MEME FOR ME EVER.
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
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But not before you tell me about Jon/Ryan
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I don't think they're always into spooning! Ryan likes to tuck his face into the curve of Jon's neck & shoulder where he's all warm and heartbeat-y and smells good. Jon likes to lie face-to-face so they can talk & kiss & stuff.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Getting very high & writing stupid songs that feel like masterpieces.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Jon. Ryan never wakes up until the afternoon & THEN he uses the hot water.
what they order from take out
Ryan always gets "I don't know, what are you getting? Uh, I dunno, order me whatever, surprise me." Jon likes the basics, pepperoni pizza or a turkey sub or sometimes a veggie wrap from this one place Tom loves. Sometimes he'll order something weird because he found an easy recipe & wants to see what it tastes like before he makes it.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who Clover likes best
who does most of the cleaning
lololol. Jon.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Ancient Aliens, lots of History channel weirdness, Project Runway.
who controls the netflix queue
Jon, Ryan keeps forgetting they have one & when he remembers he queues up weird stuff.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Jon.
who steals the blankets
Ryan Rossy is the biggest blanket hog in the WORLD omg.
who leaves their stuff around
Both of them. & they both tend to blame the cats
who remembers to buy the milk
Ryan.
ahahahha no. Jon.
who remembers anniversaries
They both do! Jon is an on-the-surface sap but Ryan is SECRETLY sappy and likes to do big romantic gestures on important days.
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FAILBOATS.