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fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-12-04 10:41 am
fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-12-04 10:41 am
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domesticity meme! MOST PERFECT MEME FOR ME EVER.
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
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Tell me all about Brendon/Ian/Shane's domesticity please?
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Ian is always the little spoon. Brendon was the permanent middle spoon for a long time until Shane/Ian got bored of having boundaries in their relationship. Once they'd fucked without Brendon in the middle it was silly not to cuddle.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Brendon & Ian write all the songs all the time, Shane films them working. Brendon likes to have pictures taken of him doing shit, Shane likes to take pictures of him doing shit. Shane & Ian bro out on the couch a lot.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Brendon. Brendon would stay in the shower for six hours if he could.
what they order from take out
Brendon gets something different every time and always whines about not liking it and steals half of Shane's whatever. Ian has a couple favorites everywhere and also tends to be like "let's order half our dinner from the Thai place & half from the Indian & get shitty dessert from Domino's!" because he can't make up his mind.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who gets more camera time, whose turn it is to take the dogs out to poo, who left that dildo out so it got all dusty BRENDON
who does most of the cleaning
probably Shane overall, but when Brendon gets in the right mood the house will be SPOTLESS
what has a season pass in their DVR
Ancient Aliens (Brendon has come home MORE THAN ONCE to find Ryan Ross sitting on their couch smoking up with Ian and watching Ancient Aliens. Brendon didn't even know Ryan knew where he lived), all the Thursday night NBC comedies, Dexter & some shitty Bravo reality shows Shane told Brendon Ian added & Ian Brendon added and they pretend they both believe him.
who controls the netflix queue
Ostensibly there's a system where they order the picks so they get one of Ian's, one of Brendon's, one of Shane's, repeat repeat. Brendon & Ian have both been caught sneaking changes so they get two or three of theirs in a row, though.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Shane. Ian will never bother & Brendon will only think of it at three in the morning.
who steals the blankets
Brendon reverse steals them, he gets so hot in the night he'll just fling his part of the blanket away.
who leaves their stuff around
all of them. Brendon is the worst about expecting stuff to be in the same nonsensical place when he comes back for it a month later, Ian is the worst about ever picking it up, Shane tends to lose stuff a lot
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Shane keeps a calendar. Ian & Brendon troll it by adding shit like "first time Ian deepthroated :D :D :D" "that time we accidentally discovered Shane's thing for vibrators"
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Ian is forever & always the littlest spoon.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
guitar jams & taking Dallon's kids on ridic adventures to weird touristy shit
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Ian, but like 80% of the time he manages to get Dallon in the shower with him so it's a mutual effort.
what they order from take out
Pizza! Pepperoni & extra cheese for the kids, garlic & white sauce for Dallon, weird combos of like 20 toppings for Ian. Extra extra cheesy bread.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who gets up to get the kids ready for school. Trivial because they both end up getting up anyway, so there's only like a five-minute difference between when the first one gets up and the second decides it's too noisy to get back to sleep & follows.
who does most of the cleaning
lol Dallon. Ian lives like a frat boy.
what has a season pass in their DVR
the Clone Wars cartoon, Yo Gabba Gabba, MLP:FIM, Adventure Time, Phineas & Ferb, Robot Chicken. Dallon likes to argue they should have more grownup shows to watch, Ian likes to point out that Dallon watches more Adventure Time & MLP than the kids do.
who controls the netflix queue
it is a constant battle of wills
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Dallon. Ian will put on like 20 sweatshirts and tilt his head all confused when Dallon's all it's freezing in here, yo.
who steals the blankets
Ian. Sometimes Dallon brings a separate blanket to bed & it still ends up in Ian's pile.
who leaves their stuff around
Both of them! And the kids. Dallon is the only one who will pick his shit up to make pathways through the house.
who remembers to buy the milk
tbh probably one of the kids has to remind them, all this cereal is mad dry, pops.
who remembers anniversaries
Dallon remembers the "normal" ones, Ian remembers shit like the first time he slept over in a boyfriend capacity and the first time Dallon introduced him as the kids' stepdad and the time they merged their guitar collection and sold duplicates.
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Tom and Sean don't really do spoons unless it's suuuuuuper cold in the bedroom, like that time Ryan thought it would be hilarious to try climbing down the drain outside their bedroom window and then they were too lazy to close it, or the time the heat broke (see below). Usually they do more of a salad-tongs-irretrievably-tangled-up-in-the-silverware drawer type thing.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Messing around on guitars and bugging Max to tell them what he thinks of every! single! thing! When they're not having band practice, Sean likes to skulk around dangerous alleys with a notebook and get ~inspired. By default Tom has to comb through a lot of dangerous alleys and find him; this is incidentally his LEAST favorite activity :| Why can't Sean just take care of himself :|
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Tom. He also regularly uses up all the shampoo and then makes Sean buy more and then complains when it's not the right kind.
what they order from take out
Whatever the cheapest chinese food restaurant is that currently delivers to their area and won't give them food poisoning (it's a trial and error process)
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
See above, with the shampoo games. Sean does not UNDERSTAND how one shampoo could be different from another - they all get your hair clean, right? He's had fancy shit in his hair maybe three times in his whole life, how does Tom expect him to KNOW this stuff and why does Tom CARE. Half the time he doesn't even remember to wash his hair anyway >:|
who does most of the cleaning
lol as if either of them clean. Sometimes they make a good-faith effort to move stuff off the kitchen table/couch/etc if they know they're having people over who will want to eat/sit down/etc. :D?
what has a season pass in their DVR
I imagine they watch some stuff...that is on...the tv? lol this meme doesn't know me at all, how am I supposed to know which shows people would watch. ...okay okay they definitely watch house hunters so Tom can mock Sean for getting all sad at all the pretty houses that don't have scary alleys behind them, and then when that one episode with not!max kid comes on they call Max all DUDE DUDE MINI-YOU IS ON TV WHAT THE HELLLLL and he rolls his eyes and asks them what they've been smoking.
who controls the netflix queue
Ryan J and Nick Scimeca. Neither Tom nor Sean remember what their password used to be, and they never remember to bring it up when they see ryan or scimeca, so they just watch whatever shows up if it looks good or mock it and send it back immediately if it looks horrible. Then when Empires is on tour Scimeca lets himself in and watches all the movies that come while they're gone (so as not to let the subscription go to waste!) so it's a pretty good system.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Sean does! He tries to stay really on top of these things because Tom never will, but he'll complain about it ad nauseum, and one time he even started saying he was too cold for sex, which is just bullshit that Sean won't stand for.
who steals the blankets
Tom! He gets very grabby in his sleep and will usually end up stealing the seans too; see above at 'tangled salad tongs'
who leaves their stuff around
Hahaha both of themmm. They're also always tripping on Ryan's stuff because for all that he only crashes with them occasionally anymore, he spreads out like a motherfucker when he does.
who remembers to buy the milk
Wasn't there a fic about this? Or about Tomrad FORGETTING to have bought the milk and then he trips over a stray ryro on his doorstep? But I digress! Obviously it has to be Sean who buys the milk.
who remembers anniversaries
Sean does, because deep down (and on the surface, and everywhere else) he's the biggest sap and also because he has this preternatural ability to remember that kind of trivia. Tom pretends to be weirded out but secretly he loves it ;D
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Spencer/Nicole
I don't think they go for spooning that much! I think they each like to cuddle on the other one's chest because it lets both of them be both the cuddler & cuddle-ee. When Nicole's really upset or sad for whatever reason she likes to be the little spoon.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Dog parenting stuff! Walking & playing & going to parks & taking them toy shopping. Also sometimes volunteering at local shelters after they decide two dogs is enough and they won't get a new puppy for a while.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Whoever gets to the shower first.
what they order from take out
I don't think they get take out a lot! When they do, they get Thai because Nicole will eat a truck load of Pad Thai when given the option, and Spencer likes curried things and garlicky things.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
There are a lot of mornings where they fight over who gets to the shower first.
who does most of the cleaning
Both of them share it pretty equally. Spencer isn't allowed to touch anything in her sewing/crafty space & Nicole isn't allowed to touch anything in his drum room/studio, and they share the rest of the house. They bicker about who should do more cleaning up after the dogs, since Boba is so much bigger than Fendi and therefore makes more mess.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Dexter, Breaking Bad, Pawn Stars, Robot Chicken, Top Chef, Top Chef: Just Desserts, Ancient Aliens for when Ryan comes over, Modern Family, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Adventure Time, and whatever show Nicole is on at any given time.
who controls the netflix queue
Spencer rules it with an iron fist. He has a SYSTEM, okay, plus Nicole's not picky so she's happy to watch whatever he picks out.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
They own their home, so neither! They usually try to google how to fix it & make a mess of things, and Spencer is the first to admit defeat & call a repairman. Once - ONCE - they managed to fix the heater, and have never managed it again.
who steals the blankets
The dogs, tbh.
who leaves their stuff around
They're both pretty tidy & organized but they both leave dog toys EVERYWHERE and blame the other one for it. They're also both really lazy about picking up their sex accessories so there have been some weird conversations when they have a friend over who uses the master bathroom & has to go through the bedroom.
who remembers to buy the milk
Nicole, but not until she goes to pour it over her cereal and it's gone. Spencer will just eat his cereal dry & forget to add milk to the shopping list.
who remembers anniversaries
Both of them! And they are ridic and mushy and sickening and cliché about celebrating them.
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Spencer/Ian
Ian is forever and always the littlest spoon.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Getting high and playing horrible Wii games. They'll go find the $10-$20 crappy horrible gimmicky ones and smoke up and play for HOOOOURS.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Spencer
what they order from take out
They always get sandwiches, usually your basic ham-or-turkey + veggies, except for the times they get weirdo fancy pizzas. Spencer's favorite has sausage, garlic, and apples on it.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Who has prettier hair
who does most of the cleaning
Spencer, but he can usually motivate Ian to help by promising sexual favors.
what has a season pass in their DVR
the Clone Wars cartoon, Dexter, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and the Thursday night NBC comedies
who controls the netflix queue
Spencer. With an iron fist!
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Spencer, but Ian WILL do it if he has to.
who steals the blankets
Ian.
who leaves their stuff around
Both.
who remembers to buy the milk
Spencer. Ian will see that they're out of milk and go buy chocolate milk.
who remembers anniversaries
Neither. Sometimes Brendon is all hey bros happy anniversary! and they're all oh hey yeah, that IS today.
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Ian is almost always the little spoon. Nicole likes to bury her face in his hair, it's all soft and good-smelling and awesome. Sometimes when he's back from tour or she's sad or just feels like a change she wants to be the little spoon & they wrestle for it.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Building ridic Star Wars Lego models & playing fetch with the dogs.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
They pretty much always shower together so both of them.
what they order from take out
All of the food. They have more than once called up a place and been all ONE OF EVERYTHING ON THE MENU, NO, FOR REAL and Spencer comes over & sees their fridge full of takeout and despairs.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who has better hair (Nicole knows it's Ian. She can't let him win EVERY TIME) and why isn't it ever Nicole's turn to bottom.
who does most of the cleaning
... ... ... ... Spencer.
what has a season pass in their DVR
the Clone Wars cartoon, Yo Gabba Gabba, MLP:FIM, Adventure Time, Phineas & Ferb, Robot Chicken, Dexter, Breaking Bad.
who controls the netflix queue
They flip coins and/or lightsaber battle to see who gets to pick the next movie
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
... ... ... ... Spencer
who steals the blankets
Both of them! They have woken up in the middle of the night mid-tug-of-war before.
who leaves their stuff around
Both of them! The spare bedroom that's half sewing/craft room and half guitar room is the only tidy room in the house. Otherwise there are sex toys and actual toys and takeout containers and sheet music and fabric scraps and less valuable guitars and dog toys and god only knows what everywhere.
who remembers to buy the milk
... ... ... ... Spencer
who remembers anniversaries
Neither! Even after they're legally married they have to, like, dig out the photo album to get the date or a fair estimate of how long they've been married. Whenever one of them feels like it they'll be all "hey maybe it's our anniversary let's go celebrate at Harry Potter World!"
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But not before you tell me about Jon/Ryan
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I don't think they're always into spooning! Ryan likes to tuck his face into the curve of Jon's neck & shoulder where he's all warm and heartbeat-y and smells good. Jon likes to lie face-to-face so they can talk & kiss & stuff.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Getting very high & writing stupid songs that feel like masterpieces.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Jon. Ryan never wakes up until the afternoon & THEN he uses the hot water.
what they order from take out
Ryan always gets "I don't know, what are you getting? Uh, I dunno, order me whatever, surprise me." Jon likes the basics, pepperoni pizza or a turkey sub or sometimes a veggie wrap from this one place Tom loves. Sometimes he'll order something weird because he found an easy recipe & wants to see what it tastes like before he makes it.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who Clover likes best
who does most of the cleaning
lololol. Jon.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Ancient Aliens, lots of History channel weirdness, Project Runway.
who controls the netflix queue
Jon, Ryan keeps forgetting they have one & when he remembers he queues up weird stuff.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Jon.
who steals the blankets
Ryan Rossy is the biggest blanket hog in the WORLD omg.
who leaves their stuff around
Both of them. & they both tend to blame the cats
who remembers to buy the milk
Ryan.
ahahahha no. Jon.
who remembers anniversaries
They both do! Jon is an on-the-surface sap but Ryan is SECRETLY sappy and likes to do big romantic gestures on important days.
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Pete/Dallon!
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Pete is ALWAYS the little spoon. Sometimes the dog they adopt after they finally move in together is the littlest spoon.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Coming up with elaborate make-believe scenarios to play with the kids. Sometimes they get too elaborate & the kids wander off partway through, leaving Pete & Dallon to ramble on about it & half-assedly talk about how they should totally be writing children's books.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
The kids, since they get dibs on the shower because they actually have places to go in the morning. Pete & Dallon both take super-long showers but they're pretty good at working around each other. Pete likes to sit on the bathroom counter when Dallon's showering and listen to him sing.
what they order from take out
Pizza. Dallon tries to argue that sometimes other food would be good, too. Dallon never wins so he's learning to cook better so they can avoid the takeout question entirely.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
hair products, whether Ian is allowed to babysit anymore after the Great Light Saber Incident of '15, if it would be weird if two of the kids pulled a Greg & Marcia Brady and wanted to date.
who does most of the cleaning
Dallon unless Pete is in the right mood. The kids do the brunt of it, though, that's what they're FOR.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Adventure Time, Phineas & Ferb, Yo Gabba Gabba, and a bunch of random shit Pete keeps adding at four in the morning when he can't sleep.
who controls the netflix queue
Pete (...the kids)
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Dallon.
who steals the blankets
Dallon sometimes, Pete sometimes. Sometimes they wake up & the dog has pulled the blankets to the foot of the bed to make herself a nest.
who leaves their stuff around
all of them, especially Pete
who remembers to buy the milk
Dallon
who remembers anniversaries
Pete. Dallon, too, but Pete's, like, MILITANT about it.
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um Ryan J is 100% the little spoon. ALL THE CUDDLING FOR HIIIIIM :DDD except he doesn't understand why there's no way for him to be BOTH SPOONS at the same time
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Ryan's is playing pranks on Tom, like hiding his shoes and replacing his shampoo with lotion. Max's is, by necessity, relocating Tom's shoes so he doesn't get frostbite again. But his real, secret favorite is playing guitar while Ryan <3_____<3s at him
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Max showers more regularly, but he's pretty considerate and smart and shit about water usage. Ryan only showers once a week but he's in there for like an hour every time.
what they order from take out
PIZZA :D MAX GET ONE WITH ALL THE THINGS :D MAX MAX MAX did you just order Chinese again >:(
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
whether x thing Ryan did is evidence that he is fun-loving & freewheeling or evidence that he is a complete dick
who does most of the cleaning
lolololololololololololol
what has a season pass in their DVR
I don't think they have a DVR
who controls the netflix queue
Ryan. Max lectures him about springing for Netflix when he can barely pay his half of the rent, but really likes having Man vs Food to watch whenever he wants.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Max.
who steals the blankets
Max but he will go to his grave insisting he does NOT, he is a considerate bed sharer >:(
who leaves their stuff around
both of them. and tom.
who remembers to buy the milk
neither!
who remembers anniversaries
Max, but what he does is when it gets close he plants subtle hints to spark Ryan's memory so when Ryan brings it up Max can be all "oh yeah is that this weekend?" and his secret mushy side remains a secret
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Z/Nicole
Nicole/Sif/Ian
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Z/Nicole
They don't spoon they fall asleep sprawled all over each other.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Nicole's is dragging Z to the mall or Harry Potter world or Disneyworld or whatever other mainstream touristy thing that makes Z roll her eyes but also grin & hold Nicole's hand and do ridic girlfriendy things like buy matching Minnie ears. Z's is exposing Nicole to hipsterdom and hoping something sticks.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
whoever gets up first, they're both water hogs.
what they order from take out
Nicole will eat anything that has cheese on it so she usually just gets the cheesiest thing on the menu from whatever tiny place Z has discovered.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
whether Nicole is forever tainted because she worked for Disney so it doesn't matter if she turns hipster, idk
who does most of the cleaning
both of them! I think they both kind of veer between sloppy & neat so whichever one of them is in neat mode at any given time
what has a season pass in their DVR
make it or break it, ancient aliens because ryan pouts when he locks himself out of his place & sleeps over & they don't have it
who controls the netflix queue
it is a constant battle
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
whichever one notices first. they're both pretty responsible and good at life.
who steals the blankets
Nicole, she gets all wrapped up in them and it's adorable but Z would appreciate her being super adorable in a way that doesn't make Z freeze
who leaves their stuff around
Nicole, mostly
who remembers to buy the milk
both! best and most responsible girls
who remembers anniversaries
Nicole, if either of them do. Z is better at planning anniversary activities.
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Nicole/Sif/Ian
Mostly when Sif sleeps over she sleeps on her back with her mortals tucked up against her sides, but if they spoon she's usually the big spoon & Nicole and Ian wrestle over who gets to be the middle spoon.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Nicole & Ian's is watching Sif do badass things all <3_____<3 *_____*. Sif's is doing badass things to impress her mortals (and also frequently to save the world, but also to impress her mortals!)
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Sif does not understand why Earth hot water runs out so quickly >:( she was only in there for an hour >:(
what they order from take out
All of the food. Sif likes Thai and Indian most, extra extra extra spicy (which has the added benefit of her mortals leaving her leftovers alone)
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Sometimes Nicole & Ian argue over who Sif likes better, but they don't mean it.
who does most of the cleaning
Sif is always tidying up, but when serious cleaning needs doing she will glare at her mortals until they at LEAST help
what has a season pass in their DVR
My Little Pony, which Nicole and Ian claim is just for when Thor visits but that is the biggest of lies, lots of random HBO/Showtime dramas, the Clone Wars cartoon, and Make It Or Break it. Nicole refuses to watch that with them, but she will listen all :DDD when Sif gets earnest about how "that hairstyle is so horrible >:( if they want to film you at your best they should film you pleasuring a woman!" and Ian lols forever about Nicole all PROUD that Sif just told her she should be in porn.
who controls the netflix queue
Sif, but she's pretty flexible
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Nicole or Ian when Sif glares at them.
who steals the blankets
Sif. It is so COLD in Washington what is this, fucking Jotunheim.
who leaves their stuff around
Nicole & Ian, and Sif will leave magical objects they can't lift around to punish them
who remembers to buy the milk
Nicole and Ian will remember to buy chocolate milk! Sif tried to not remind them about regular milk as a punishment and they just didn't make anything they couldn't use chocolate milk in for three months.
who remembers anniversaries
Ian & Nicole can't so they just make shit up. Sif knows when all their real anniversaries are but indulges their made-up days.
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