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fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-12-04 10:41 am
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domesticity meme! MOST PERFECT MEME FOR ME EVER.
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

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Pete/Dallon!
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Pete is ALWAYS the little spoon. Sometimes the dog they adopt after they finally move in together is the littlest spoon.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Coming up with elaborate make-believe scenarios to play with the kids. Sometimes they get too elaborate & the kids wander off partway through, leaving Pete & Dallon to ramble on about it & half-assedly talk about how they should totally be writing children's books.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
The kids, since they get dibs on the shower because they actually have places to go in the morning. Pete & Dallon both take super-long showers but they're pretty good at working around each other. Pete likes to sit on the bathroom counter when Dallon's showering and listen to him sing.
what they order from take out
Pizza. Dallon tries to argue that sometimes other food would be good, too. Dallon never wins so he's learning to cook better so they can avoid the takeout question entirely.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
hair products, whether Ian is allowed to babysit anymore after the Great Light Saber Incident of '15, if it would be weird if two of the kids pulled a Greg & Marcia Brady and wanted to date.
who does most of the cleaning
Dallon unless Pete is in the right mood. The kids do the brunt of it, though, that's what they're FOR.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Adventure Time, Phineas & Ferb, Yo Gabba Gabba, and a bunch of random shit Pete keeps adding at four in the morning when he can't sleep.
who controls the netflix queue
Pete (...the kids)
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Dallon.
who steals the blankets
Dallon sometimes, Pete sometimes. Sometimes they wake up & the dog has pulled the blankets to the foot of the bed to make herself a nest.
who leaves their stuff around
all of them, especially Pete
who remembers to buy the milk
Dallon
who remembers anniversaries
Pete. Dallon, too, but Pete's, like, MILITANT about it.
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love love love
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