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[fifteendozentimes]

domesticity meme! MOST PERFECT MEME FOR ME EVER.

Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

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[fifteendozentimes]

who is the big spoon/little spoon
um Ryan J is 100% the little spoon. ALL THE CUDDLING FOR HIIIIIM :DDD except he doesn't understand why there's no way for him to be BOTH SPOONS at the same time

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Ryan's is playing pranks on Tom, like hiding his shoes and replacing his shampoo with lotion. Max's is, by necessity, relocating Tom's shoes so he doesn't get frostbite again. But his real, secret favorite is playing guitar while Ryan <3_____<3s at him

who uses all the hot water in the morning
Max showers more regularly, but he's pretty considerate and smart and shit about water usage. Ryan only showers once a week but he's in there for like an hour every time.

what they order from take out
PIZZA :D MAX GET ONE WITH ALL THE THINGS :D MAX MAX MAX did you just order Chinese again >:(

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
whether x thing Ryan did is evidence that he is fun-loving & freewheeling or evidence that he is a complete dick

who does most of the cleaning
lolololololololololololol

what has a season pass in their DVR
I don't think they have a DVR

who controls the netflix queue
Ryan. Max lectures him about springing for Netflix when he can barely pay his half of the rent, but really likes having Man vs Food to watch whenever he wants.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Max.

who steals the blankets
Max but he will go to his grave insisting he does NOT, he is a considerate bed sharer >:(

who leaves their stuff around
both of them. and tom.

who remembers to buy the milk
neither!

who remembers anniversaries
Max, but what he does is when it gets close he plants subtle hints to spark Ryan's memory so when Ryan brings it up Max can be all "oh yeah is that this weekend?" and his secret mushy side remains a secret

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MY HEART HAS GROWN 3 SIZES THIS DAY.

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Way to go with the signing in, self.

[psuedo-catalyst.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. I want to print it out so I can read it any time I'm feeling sad. RYAN WANTING TO BE BOTH OF THE SPOONS. MAX SECRETLY LOVING RYAN'S HEART EYES AT HIM WHILE HE PLAYS. EVERYTHING ABOUT THE ANNIVERSARIES SECTION. All of it forever--I want any and everything of this pairing that can ever exist.

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