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fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-12-04 10:41 am
fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-12-04 10:41 am
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domesticity meme! MOST PERFECT MEME FOR ME EVER.
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
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Tell me all about Brendon/Ian/Shane's domesticity please?
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Ian is always the little spoon. Brendon was the permanent middle spoon for a long time until Shane/Ian got bored of having boundaries in their relationship. Once they'd fucked without Brendon in the middle it was silly not to cuddle.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Brendon & Ian write all the songs all the time, Shane films them working. Brendon likes to have pictures taken of him doing shit, Shane likes to take pictures of him doing shit. Shane & Ian bro out on the couch a lot.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Brendon. Brendon would stay in the shower for six hours if he could.
what they order from take out
Brendon gets something different every time and always whines about not liking it and steals half of Shane's whatever. Ian has a couple favorites everywhere and also tends to be like "let's order half our dinner from the Thai place & half from the Indian & get shitty dessert from Domino's!" because he can't make up his mind.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who gets more camera time, whose turn it is to take the dogs out to poo, who left that dildo out so it got all dusty BRENDON
who does most of the cleaning
probably Shane overall, but when Brendon gets in the right mood the house will be SPOTLESS
what has a season pass in their DVR
Ancient Aliens (Brendon has come home MORE THAN ONCE to find Ryan Ross sitting on their couch smoking up with Ian and watching Ancient Aliens. Brendon didn't even know Ryan knew where he lived), all the Thursday night NBC comedies, Dexter & some shitty Bravo reality shows Shane told Brendon Ian added & Ian Brendon added and they pretend they both believe him.
who controls the netflix queue
Ostensibly there's a system where they order the picks so they get one of Ian's, one of Brendon's, one of Shane's, repeat repeat. Brendon & Ian have both been caught sneaking changes so they get two or three of theirs in a row, though.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Shane. Ian will never bother & Brendon will only think of it at three in the morning.
who steals the blankets
Brendon reverse steals them, he gets so hot in the night he'll just fling his part of the blanket away.
who leaves their stuff around
all of them. Brendon is the worst about expecting stuff to be in the same nonsensical place when he comes back for it a month later, Ian is the worst about ever picking it up, Shane tends to lose stuff a lot
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Shane keeps a calendar. Ian & Brendon troll it by adding shit like "first time Ian deepthroated :D :D :D" "that time we accidentally discovered Shane's thing for vibrators"
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Those anniversaries are just as important as the romantic ones!
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omg reverse blanket stealing :DDDDDD
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Reverse blanket stealing is particularly obnoxious when it's the middle spoon who does it. And I contest that the calendar modifications are IMPORTANT AND USEFUL AND NOT TROLLING AT ALL.
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