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fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-12-04 10:41 am
fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-12-04 10:41 am
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domesticity meme! MOST PERFECT MEME FOR ME EVER.
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
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Ian is forever & always the littlest spoon.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
guitar jams & taking Dallon's kids on ridic adventures to weird touristy shit
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Ian, but like 80% of the time he manages to get Dallon in the shower with him so it's a mutual effort.
what they order from take out
Pizza! Pepperoni & extra cheese for the kids, garlic & white sauce for Dallon, weird combos of like 20 toppings for Ian. Extra extra cheesy bread.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who gets up to get the kids ready for school. Trivial because they both end up getting up anyway, so there's only like a five-minute difference between when the first one gets up and the second decides it's too noisy to get back to sleep & follows.
who does most of the cleaning
lol Dallon. Ian lives like a frat boy.
what has a season pass in their DVR
the Clone Wars cartoon, Yo Gabba Gabba, MLP:FIM, Adventure Time, Phineas & Ferb, Robot Chicken. Dallon likes to argue they should have more grownup shows to watch, Ian likes to point out that Dallon watches more Adventure Time & MLP than the kids do.
who controls the netflix queue
it is a constant battle of wills
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Dallon. Ian will put on like 20 sweatshirts and tilt his head all confused when Dallon's all it's freezing in here, yo.
who steals the blankets
Ian. Sometimes Dallon brings a separate blanket to bed & it still ends up in Ian's pile.
who leaves their stuff around
Both of them! And the kids. Dallon is the only one who will pick his shit up to make pathways through the house.
who remembers to buy the milk
tbh probably one of the kids has to remind them, all this cereal is mad dry, pops.
who remembers anniversaries
Dallon remembers the "normal" ones, Ian remembers shit like the first time he slept over in a boyfriend capacity and the first time Dallon introduced him as the kids' stepdad and the time they merged their guitar collection and sold duplicates.
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The first time, Dallon walked in to Ian in like fifty layers and was all "did the heater break? why didn't you call someone?" and Ian was all "...we have a heater? who do I even call?" and Dallon was all oh my god I'm trying to raise my kids with a dude who is mentally fifteen.
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