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fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-12-04 10:41 am
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domesticity meme! MOST PERFECT MEME FOR ME EVER.
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

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Ian is almost always the little spoon. Nicole likes to bury her face in his hair, it's all soft and good-smelling and awesome. Sometimes when he's back from tour or she's sad or just feels like a change she wants to be the little spoon & they wrestle for it.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Building ridic Star Wars Lego models & playing fetch with the dogs.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
They pretty much always shower together so both of them.
what they order from take out
All of the food. They have more than once called up a place and been all ONE OF EVERYTHING ON THE MENU, NO, FOR REAL and Spencer comes over & sees their fridge full of takeout and despairs.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who has better hair (Nicole knows it's Ian. She can't let him win EVERY TIME) and why isn't it ever Nicole's turn to bottom.
who does most of the cleaning
... ... ... ... Spencer.
what has a season pass in their DVR
the Clone Wars cartoon, Yo Gabba Gabba, MLP:FIM, Adventure Time, Phineas & Ferb, Robot Chicken, Dexter, Breaking Bad.
who controls the netflix queue
They flip coins and/or lightsaber battle to see who gets to pick the next movie
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
... ... ... ... Spencer
who steals the blankets
Both of them! They have woken up in the middle of the night mid-tug-of-war before.
who leaves their stuff around
Both of them! The spare bedroom that's half sewing/craft room and half guitar room is the only tidy room in the house. Otherwise there are sex toys and actual toys and takeout containers and sheet music and fabric scraps and less valuable guitars and dog toys and god only knows what everywhere.
who remembers to buy the milk
... ... ... ... Spencer
who remembers anniversaries
Neither! Even after they're legally married they have to, like, dig out the photo album to get the date or a fair estimate of how long they've been married. Whenever one of them feels like it they'll be all "hey maybe it's our anniversary let's go celebrate at Harry Potter World!"
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