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The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any one of the fandoms (crossover fandoms [like disney/bandom] count as "a fandom", or feel free to just choose pairings) you know I write AND give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, etc) or another time period (Ancient Rome, Regency England, etc). I will then explain what story from that fandom I would AU in that era.

Come at me, bro.

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Spencer/Brendon/Nicole, faily cops (notfic)

Nurse Ian/Doctors Brendon, Spencer & Dallon, medical drama (notfic)

Jon/Brendon, angsty soulbonding (ficlet)

Nicole/Ian, Chelsea/Spencer superheroes (notfic)

Nicole/Ian/Zack, arranged marriage (notfic) (underage sex, potential dubcon)

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lol most predictable.

spencer/brendon/nicole: they are cops! (lol failiest detective squad?)

fair warning that i know nothing about how cop-related anything works so this is set in a universe where stuff works however i want it to \o/

Okay so Nicole has wanted to be a vet her entire life. Other kids were all about growing up to be ballerinas and fire trucks and movie stars but bb Nicole only ever had eyes for making sick animals feel better. It isn't until her second year as a pre-vet major she realizes working with sick animals is not at all the job for someone who gets horribly upset and flustered and frantic when she sees animals suffer, and she has a little bit of a what-the-fuck-am-I-doing-with-my-life freakout and takes a semester off.

Several drunken marathons of Animal Precinct later, she goes back to school and gets a criminal justice degree. She is going to channel all her helpless sadness at suffering animals into ruining people who hurt animals \o/

Brendon got injured and is doing Police Academy stuff and he thinks Nicole is great and idk they bond and stuff and he's all idk animal cop stuff is brutal as Hell and idk if you can handle that? No offense. But me and my partner were a K-9 unit and he's kind of stuck alone with the dog and I can put in some good words and maybe get you working with him?

And then Nicole & Spencer have lolzy adventures doing drug busts and whatever else K-9 units do and Spencer is really sweet and patient with nervous bb Nicole as long as her nervous bb-ness isn't putting them in any danger and idk bonding. She goes to Brendon & Spencer's house for dinner a lot and maybe there is a tipsy threesome and maybe there is more than one.

Brendon kind of likes doing the Police Academy stuff so once he's recovered from his injury he does whatever you have to do to transfer there for good and Nicole gets to be Spencer's permanent partner. And idk Spencer and Nicole go through something super scary and dangerous and when it's finally over and Brendon's all anxiously bundling Spencer home and Nicole doesn't want to go back to her empty apartment alone but she doesn't want to interfere with their thing so she just takes extra time at the station under the guise of calming down the dog and when she can't really stay any longer she goes outside and Spencer's leaning against her car all Jesus I thought you were never coming out, come on.

And she's all bwuh? And Spencer's all what the fuck we're not gonna leave you alone after today, come on, Brendon's making dinner and you're giving me a ride to our place and then you're staying for dinner and life-affirming cuddles.

And then sober threesome! And then romance. And police shenanigans.

\o/ THIS IS UTTERLY DELIGHTFUL!

i think i might have to play this game now. hm.

Ian. Medical drama.

oooh

BB Ian has a ton of potential to be an A+++ doctor but he's settled for being a nurse because doctors need a lot of school, bro. Doctors Smith, Urie, and Weekes are always requesting him for shit (idk if doctors actually do that but whatever this is my half-assed hypothetical au) partly because he's great and partly because the other Cabling nurses are varying levels of obnoxious, faily, and weirdly earnest.

Ian has a big ridiculous crush on Dr. Smith, he is so handsome and competent and dorky and funny and handsome and competent and handsome *____* Sadly, Dr. Smith and Dr. Urie are adorable devoted boyfrands and their relationship is really adorable and full of handholding and hearteyes and Ian can't even bring himself to fantasize about them breaking up so Ian can have his shot (fantasizing about threesomes is, of course, always a go).

And then Ian catches Dr. Urie and Dr. Weekes making out in a storage closet on a slow night and he is CONFLICTED. Because he could tell Dr. Smith and then, like comfort him (with his mouth! and his dick! and other parts!) but he doesn't want to hurt Dr. Smith and he's not sure he wants to be responsible for ruining that adorable relationship.

So he keeps quiet but he's a little out of sorts and Dr. Urie notices and he's all what's wrong little bro and Ian's all NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING LA LA LA and then idk Dr. Urie's even MORE worried so he keeps coaxing until Ian's all I saw you cheating on Dr. Smith :/

And then Dr. Urie's all lol oh I can explain that so he tells Ian about their open relationship polyamory thing and then foursome sex \o/

OMG YESSSSSSSSS.

LOL A+++++

Any two members of any incarnation of Panic, soulbond!

Brendon's been sick for weeks by the time they leave for South Africa; Jon probably has, too, but Spencer doesn't really give a shit.

In South Africa Brendon suffers in relative silence, as stoic as Spencer's ever seen him. He sleeps tucked against Spencer's side, still sticking to the story that no, really, any touch helps, it doesn't have to be him even though it'd obviously nonsense.

Jon snarls and snaps and hides behind how sick he feels when people try to call him on it. Spencer wants to play this show and never look at Jon again.

"I thought you said we had to work it out," Ryan says over his sandwich, "because of their thing."

"Well now I'm saying we can't because of their thing," Spencer says. Ryan shrugs, and that's it.

Brendon spends a week at Spencer's, throwing up every now and then from the intensity of whatever his bond thing with Jon is doing to him. He croaks, weakly, about how it doesn't matter, he won't go crawling back.

Spencer worries about whether this could kill Brendon, and talks to Ryan just enough to not feel like their friendship ended with the band.

Jon shows up unannounced a month after South Africa, looking so wrung out Spencer almost can't be mad at him. Almost. He thinks about sending him packing, then thinks about Brendon lying upstairs, too sick and miserable to get out of bed.

He sends Jon up with a stern look, and checks on them every fifteen minutes, relaxing slowly as their sleeping faces get more and more content.

Dude, this is the most angsty soulbond I'd read in ages. Poor bbs, I hope they get a proper happy ending!

Jon's favorite place to rest his head is Brendon's stomach, which makes using the laptop a little bit of a challenge. Brendon won't ask him to move, though, probably wouldn't even if he weren't enjoying the warmth radiating out from all the places Jon's touching him.

"Chicago on the seventeenth," Brendon says, "and a day off on either side."

Jon makes a happy sound and presses a kiss to Brendon's stomach.

"Pretty much everything else conflicts until you guys are done."

Jon shrugs. "That should be enough. I mean, it's not like we have to be within reach."

"It helps."

"Yeah, but as long as we're not, y'know, mad or not speaking, we don't need the help."

"You could come on the road with us," Brendon says, even though he's not sure it's not a mistake.

"No."

"But - "

"Brendon, that is the worst idea you've ever had." Jon shuts the laptop and puts it on the bed next to Brendon, slides up to press a soft kiss to his lips. "It would be miserable."

"Maybe."

"Definitely."

Brendon curls up against Jon, trying to touch him in as many places as possible. Jon's never seemed to depend on the touch thing as much as Brendon, or maybe he just hides it better. Jon strokes his hand through Brendon's hair, tugging a little at the ends.

"You'll have an awesome tour," he says, and kisses Brendon again, "and we'll Skype all the time, which is awesome for me because your voice is as good as your touch, and when you come to Chicago we'll stay in bed until we have to move. And then your tour will end and I can come visit you and give you a surprise."

"You could give me the surprise right now?"

"That wouldn't be as fun."

Six months later, when Jon finally dangles the key to the place he's renting a ten-minute drive from Brendon, he doesn't mind that Jon made him wait.

<3<3<3<3<3 Thank you for a glimpse at their much happier future *shines Jon/Brendon tinhat*

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