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fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-12-04 10:41 am
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domesticity meme! MOST PERFECT MEME FOR ME EVER.
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

Spencer/Ian
Ian is forever and always the littlest spoon.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Getting high and playing horrible Wii games. They'll go find the $10-$20 crappy horrible gimmicky ones and smoke up and play for HOOOOURS.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Spencer
what they order from take out
They always get sandwiches, usually your basic ham-or-turkey + veggies, except for the times they get weirdo fancy pizzas. Spencer's favorite has sausage, garlic, and apples on it.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Who has prettier hair
who does most of the cleaning
Spencer, but he can usually motivate Ian to help by promising sexual favors.
what has a season pass in their DVR
the Clone Wars cartoon, Dexter, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and the Thursday night NBC comedies
who controls the netflix queue
Spencer. With an iron fist!
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Spencer, but Ian WILL do it if he has to.
who steals the blankets
Ian.
who leaves their stuff around
Both.
who remembers to buy the milk
Spencer. Ian will see that they're out of milk and go buy chocolate milk.
who remembers anniversaries
Neither. Sometimes Brendon is all hey bros happy anniversary! and they're all oh hey yeah, that IS today.
Re: Spencer/Ian