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fifteendozentimes) wrote2011-12-04 10:41 am
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domesticity meme! MOST PERFECT MEME FOR ME EVER.
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

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Spencer/Nicole
I don't think they go for spooning that much! I think they each like to cuddle on the other one's chest because it lets both of them be both the cuddler & cuddle-ee. When Nicole's really upset or sad for whatever reason she likes to be the little spoon.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Dog parenting stuff! Walking & playing & going to parks & taking them toy shopping. Also sometimes volunteering at local shelters after they decide two dogs is enough and they won't get a new puppy for a while.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Whoever gets to the shower first.
what they order from take out
I don't think they get take out a lot! When they do, they get Thai because Nicole will eat a truck load of Pad Thai when given the option, and Spencer likes curried things and garlicky things.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
There are a lot of mornings where they fight over who gets to the shower first.
who does most of the cleaning
Both of them share it pretty equally. Spencer isn't allowed to touch anything in her sewing/crafty space & Nicole isn't allowed to touch anything in his drum room/studio, and they share the rest of the house. They bicker about who should do more cleaning up after the dogs, since Boba is so much bigger than Fendi and therefore makes more mess.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Dexter, Breaking Bad, Pawn Stars, Robot Chicken, Top Chef, Top Chef: Just Desserts, Ancient Aliens for when Ryan comes over, Modern Family, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Adventure Time, and whatever show Nicole is on at any given time.
who controls the netflix queue
Spencer rules it with an iron fist. He has a SYSTEM, okay, plus Nicole's not picky so she's happy to watch whatever he picks out.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
They own their home, so neither! They usually try to google how to fix it & make a mess of things, and Spencer is the first to admit defeat & call a repairman. Once - ONCE - they managed to fix the heater, and have never managed it again.
who steals the blankets
The dogs, tbh.
who leaves their stuff around
They're both pretty tidy & organized but they both leave dog toys EVERYWHERE and blame the other one for it. They're also both really lazy about picking up their sex accessories so there have been some weird conversations when they have a friend over who uses the master bathroom & has to go through the bedroom.
who remembers to buy the milk
Nicole, but not until she goes to pour it over her cereal and it's gone. Spencer will just eat his cereal dry & forget to add milk to the shopping list.
who remembers anniversaries
Both of them! And they are ridic and mushy and sickening and cliché about celebrating them.
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Spencer/Ian
Ian is forever and always the littlest spoon.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Getting high and playing horrible Wii games. They'll go find the $10-$20 crappy horrible gimmicky ones and smoke up and play for HOOOOURS.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Spencer
what they order from take out
They always get sandwiches, usually your basic ham-or-turkey + veggies, except for the times they get weirdo fancy pizzas. Spencer's favorite has sausage, garlic, and apples on it.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Who has prettier hair
who does most of the cleaning
Spencer, but he can usually motivate Ian to help by promising sexual favors.
what has a season pass in their DVR
the Clone Wars cartoon, Dexter, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and the Thursday night NBC comedies
who controls the netflix queue
Spencer. With an iron fist!
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Spencer, but Ian WILL do it if he has to.
who steals the blankets
Ian.
who leaves their stuff around
Both.
who remembers to buy the milk
Spencer. Ian will see that they're out of milk and go buy chocolate milk.
who remembers anniversaries
Neither. Sometimes Brendon is all hey bros happy anniversary! and they're all oh hey yeah, that IS today.
Re: Spencer/Ian